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Avery Johnson OUT....... Wednesday, April 30, 2008 |



Avery Johnson canned after losig in the 1sr round of playoffs AGAIN. Pretty good coach, lets just blame Jkidd, at least I do.

Rumors D'antoni is out for the Suns, the Suns deny this ......updates to come

TMOBILE 3G tomorrow! |



T-Mobile is going to roll out 3G in New York soon. New York will launch on May 1, to be exact, according to TmoNews.com. That's, like, tomorrow. The leaked document promises T-Mobile customers the "great call quality they've come to expect...and more network availability". The rest of the network will be rolled out in 2008 to 20 markets, including Los Angeles, Detroit, San Diego, Austin, Las Vegas, Minneapolis, Miami, and several more. As TmoNews.com points out, New Jersey and Long Island are mysteriously off the list.

TWC Massive HD rollout!!!!!!! |



Massive HD roll out TODAY!!! coming to Brooklyn, Queens and Staten Island, NY (not to mention New Jersey) are now being confirmed by Time Warner Cable.

"On April 30th, the three previously highlighted areas will have access to 50 HD channels, while those very stations will be available to all digital subscribers in Manhattan (!!!), New Jersey, the Hudson Valley region and Mt. Vernon "later this year.""

Not to mention finally getting spun off....

may 15th free ice coffee! |



So free cone day was on a chilly chilly day, to warm you up DD is "free 16-ounce (small) iced coffee from 10:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m. at participating shops nationwide."

J Kidd????? Tuesday, April 29, 2008 |



No more blowing kisses, no more fun times w/ Dirk this season. With a 99-94 win, the Hornets goodnight the Mavs, who once again exit the playoffs in round one. I'm sure Cuban has that same dipsh*t face on everytime theres a foul called on the Mavs.

Ronaldo and transvestites |





Espn running a story about Ronaldo, AC Milan/Brazil soccer player, and his run in with police and some transvestite prostitutes.

"he knew they were prostitutes when they met earlier Sunday night but did not realize they were transvestites until they got to the motel."


I wonder what they showed him there

The market crashed on me Monday, April 28, 2008 |

Riley steps down |




I guess after a dismal season and losing Mr. "the sun will rise in phx", Pat Riley will quit as the coach. Heat finished the season with a 15-67 record!! He's an amazing coach glad he finally got the F outa miami.

Ever Wonder why your cable guy is late |

Adventures in contracting

Women Wanted: willing to eat chocolate for a yr |



Thats right fat America, this is your calling. Scientists in the UK are seeking women to eat chocolate everyday in hopes of finding promising results that could prove a compound in chocolate could cut heart disease in women with diabetes.

Or you just make 150 More women fat, but if they are American I'm sure they already are

WACH investigated for $ landering |




Oh wachovia wachovia, U.S. justice authorities are investigating the bank for possible money laundering through Mexican and Colombian money-transfer businesses. WSJ said on Saturday that "the bank is possibly facing a deferred-prosecution agreement with the US Department of Justice that would subject it to 'extensive federal oversight,'" Wach denies this, very Roger Clemens of them.

Alleged: Roger Clemens has 10 yr affair w Mindy McCready |





Sources tell the Daily News that Clemens met McCready when she "was a 15-year-old aspiring singer performing in a karaoke bar and Clemens was a 28-year-old Red Sox ace and married father of two." Clemens's lawyer told the Rocket "flatly denies having had any kind of an inappropriate relationship with her. He's considered her a close family friend. ... He has never had a sexual relationship with her."

oh..he also dosen't take steroids

smoking makes you stronger! |

Woman fell out of a Midtown building after losing her balance while smoking a cigarette out of her window, magically she survived and was apologizing to the EMT.

smoking can save lives, F the truth commercials

article

ridic pimp photos of singapore airlines a380 |



jealousy aboard the worlds largest commercial airplane.......pimp

gallery here

nice foul jkidd |




http://youtube.com/watch?v=hD7oMY2qeho



the link above shows Jason Kidd with foul vs Pargo of the Hornets last night even as Mavs were 10+ points behind. Regardless it looks worse on a replay, who knows if kidd is angrier these days, he did stop blowing kisses b4 shooting free throws....man i miss that

NOT

Ben and Jerrys Free Cone Day April 29th |




So even tho its crummy weather in nyc, at least you can wait on line tomorrow for a free cone

IPHONE : news leak |

if you needed anymore news that the new iphone is coming out soon....

Chinese newspaper claims that foxconn-makers of 1st gen iphone- ramping up 3g iphone assembly by "end of May" to ship 3 mm units in June.

thank god for those Chinese and their 5-yr-old-on-a-playground-secret-keeping-abilities

JETS to be next superbowl champions |



ok get the F outa here, but at least they got great DE Vernon Gholston from OSU. Though don't let them off the hook yet, by winning their last game of the season they blew chances of getting McFadden. No not 3rd ave bar McFadden where you meet summer interns, Darren McFadden...

NYU $ grubbin b*tches |




NYU is boosting its tuition for the next school year by 6%, making it the most expensive undergrad school in the city. At $37,372 a year, NYU edges out Columbia Univ. by about $80 per annum............ at least the girls aren't as ugly

ebay your optimus subprimesness Saturday, April 26, 2008 |


Thats exactly what one lady is trying to do, sell her $103,245 debt and guess what it comes with

wait for it......wait for it..........a cr*ptastic house and i'm sure a sweet ford focus wagon for all that pimping you'll be doing


read the heartfelt post below
EBAY

Soon to be RIP: Scores |



Thats right midtown boys, the State Liquor Authorities (aka. the infamous SLA mof*CKa) yanked booze liscences from Scores West and East in hopes to put the joints out of business.

The claimed the "club-condoned prostitution" has tainted the liscences, damn strip clubs from not holding up their high moral standards. So run on over and boost that consumer spending before our beloved clubs are no more.......

Wildwood bbq opening |

Long awaited red-meat bbq restaurant Wildwood BBQ by the BR Guest Restaurant group opened up last Thursday. With chefs/pitmasters stolen from close competitor Hill Country you know its going to be good...and it was. The bar makes up 1/2 the spot, which for all you happy hr corporate f*cks you'll enjoy it

Tables are small so get a booth, enjoy.....btw they have a beer on tap called "cold ass beer" need the master say more?

225 Park Avenue South, (212) 533-2500.



$600 bucks coming your way early Friday, April 25, 2008 |

US treasury says they are sending out stimulus checks 4 days early! holy Sh** 4 days. get your grubby hands on $600 for all you broke people making < $70k. now go spend it frivolously so our economy has a false sense of security, saving is for p*ssys

crude up 3 bucks |

crudes up $3 to ~$119 on reaction to reports a US military fired upon Iranian ships

along with possible strike in UK refinery and more nigerians kicking pipelines is making for a very NOT FUN driving season coming up

the only place to find cheap gas, jersey......lines were f-ing long yest as gas stations on nj turnpike are legally allowed to change prices only once a week.