helicopters are just so cute
Edward Smith is just an average joe in many ways. But he is also one of ~500 mechaphiliacs (read the book) who have fallen in love with machines - specifically cars and helicopters. Yes, that is right, this dirty Brit has stuck his dong in over 1000 cars and claims his "most intense sexual experience" to be with a helicopter from the 1980's TV hit Airwolf. In his own words,"I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges. When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I WANTED IT."