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TRUMP marina news, god trump you suck Thursday, May 29, 2008 |

reports out that trump selling trump marina in atlantic city, the compnay buying it is working with jimmy buffett to rebrand it as 'margaritaville'...................

helicopters are just so cute Tuesday, May 27, 2008 |

Edward Smith is just an average joe in many ways. But he is also one of ~500 mechaphiliacs (read the book) who have fallen in love with machines - specifically cars and helicopters. Yes, that is right, this dirty Brit has stuck his dong in over 1000 cars and claims his "most intense sexual experience" to be with a helicopter from the 1980's TV hit Airwolf. In his own words,

"I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges. When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I WANTED IT."

Site design change Friday, May 16, 2008 |

With a little help from joshsender.com just changed the look a bit, hopefully we'll have a custom site soon enough.

NYC: subway robber |

Gothamist report that Police are searching for man who robs subway passengers on morning commute. He grabs purses and runs into the subway tunnel. All female victims.

Be alert, and yes its the typical description

Helpful Sh**| Mobile Traffic |

MobileTraffic, a free service for cell phones/internet offers updates from more than 4.6k traffic cameras in seven countries, including the U.S., U.K. and Australia. Good way to get live feeds just in case your going to be stuck....worth a try

I tried a few in NYC, seems like its not a live feed prob takes a snapshot every few minutes. Prob faster if you call your buddy by a comp and have him scroll through some major intersections.

Blade Runner OK-ed for Olympics |



More Justice, double-amputee sprinter Oscar Pistorius won his appeal to compete in Beijing Olympics. There was questions and then a ban by the International Association of Athletics Federation, which claimed from studies that he had an "unfair advantage." The guy has F-in no legs i'm sure hes not goin to torch people. He still needs to shave 1.01 sec from hsi best time to reach Olympic qualifying standards. Hopefully he'll be on the S. African team soon enough.

Flight Attendant makes fire on plane |

Yes with a title like that, you know theres more good news out of the airlines coming.

CNN reports that a flight attendant on Compass Airlines on a route from Minneapolis to Regina, Saskatchewan (its in Canada I had to look it up), was pissed about being assigned that route, who wouldn't.

So as he was preparing a cart to serve passengers he set it all up then went back and lit a fire in the bathroom. The plane had to emergency land in Fargo ND, another bumbleF place.

If you had any doubt, the flight attendant got fired

Girl has twin inside her stomach....after 9 yrs |

Ridiculous, a 9 yr old girl has stomach pains, goes to the hospital....what do they find? her embryonic twin........ They knew it was a tumor or odd growth but holy F. Anyhow there's no pictures, which could've been gross.

odds: 1:500k births.

Polkadot MTA busses????? Thursday, May 15, 2008 |



Is this MTA's way of reupholstering? YEAH BABY!

NYU graduate TACKLED: VIDEO |

continuing on from the story earlier someone has finally posted video...JUSTICE


Cheap Bus NYC --> Toronto |



You've heard about BoltBus giving as low as $1 fares from NYC to DC. Greyhound is trying to get in the bame. The bus company is now offering tix between Toronto and New York for >=$1 each way. INSANITY!


The special NeOn coaches will be tricked out with video entertainment, power plugs, and free WiFi. Possibly spinners

RIM making "touch" blackberry |

So the maker of BlackBerry will start selling a model with a touch screen in 3Q to "try" to take on the IPhone. Verizon, the overcharging, provider will have exclusive rights. The new phone has the nickname "Thunder." To add to Verizon's line of awesome name choices like the Voyager......

Wynn Casino sues Charles Barkely over $400k debt! |



Looks like Charles Barkley is definitely not in Steve Wynn's fave five. Wynn Resorts Ltd is suing Charles Barkley for over $400k in gambling debts. Wynn extended credit to Barkley in October and wasn't' repaid, according to a lawsuit filed yest. Barkley is being sued for breach of contract and unjust enrichment.

Suspect in Redskins' Taylor gets 29 yrs jail |

One of the five suspects charged inthe killing of Washington Redskins safety Sean Taylor will serve 29 years in prison after pleading guilty to second-degree murderand armed burglary, his lawyer said. Venjah Hunte, 20, may also be required to testify againsthis co-defendants as part of his plea agreement, defenseattorney Michael Hornung said in a telephone interview- bloomberg

NYU student arrested @ yankee stadium graduation |




"First he got the sheepskin. Then came the summons. Police say a New York University student has been ticketed on a trespassing charge after he burst onto the field at Yankee Stadium during his graduation and darted through the diamond in his academic gown and underwear. William Lopez tagged third base and was making for home plate when a security guard tackled him during Wednesday's ceremony. Students had been told to stay off the storied field. The 21-year-old film major tells the Daily News he did it out of "happiness and spontaneity." But NYU spokesman John Beckman calls the stunt disappointing, saying the university expects students to abide by rules. Lopez has been released until a July 14 court date. "-newsday

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2008/05/14/2008-05-14_nyu_grad_tackled_during_yankee_dash.html

On a Serious Note |

If any of you guys want to donate to china earthquake relief effort heres the red cross link
http://www.redcross.org/news/in/profiles/Intl_profile_ChinaEarthquake.html

Spreewell Roasting by ESPN |

ESPN's financial guide to recovery for Sprewells unpaid taxes, yatch reposession, and becoming a bum.


http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/080514

MCD free food! |

McDonald’s will be giving away free Southern Style Chicken Biscuits for breakfast, and Southern Style Chicken sandwiches for lunch and dinner, with the purchase of any medium or large drink.

all this free food today, go enjoy fata**es

Dunkin Donuts Free Ice Coffee |




Dunkin' Donuts is holding a free iced coffee day on May 15: "Customers can walk into any participating Dunkin' Donuts restaurant throughout the country and receive a free 16 oz. cup of Dunkin' Donuts' premium regular...or many other delicious flavors. Dunkin' Donuts is honoring those who serve by donating $80,000 to the National Police Athletic League (NPAL) to support its Youth Leadership Program

Polar bears soon to be f-ed Wednesday, May 14, 2008 |




So looks like global warming has finally put polar bears on the threatened species list........man we are really messing up the world. Can't we just give them coke and have them sing songs and dance with penguins...isn't that what we all really want deep down inside

Arrested for trying to cash a $360 BILLION dollar check Friday, May 2, 2008 |



Ah a famous face at last, Charles Ray Fuller of Crowley, TX (age 21) was arrested on 4/22 after trying to cash a check @ Fort Worth Chase for $360 billion.

" The personal check was not made out to Mr. Fuller and when the bank contacted the check owner, the woman said she did not write a check for $360 billion."

WOW, he was also charged with unlawful possession of weapons and weed. He told police that the check was given to him by his gf's mother to start a record business. One with a net worth over that would put him near the top of Forbes richest people.

Pink Elephant in Southampton |



"Steve Lewis gets the official confirm that the team from Pink Elephant is opening a nightclub in Southampton: "A short distance from Pink Elephant, the former Tavern venue will provide a big room DJ driven Dance club experience to the Hamptons. At 10,000 sq feet, the space is the largest nightclub in Southampton. The Pink Elephant team acquired the venue to provide quality nightlife to the thousands of patrons who were unable to be accommodated at Pink Elephant due to size constraints.""- eater

More IPHONE rumors Thursday, May 1, 2008 |



"When the 3G iPhone is introduced this summer, AT&T, the exclusive U.S. iPhone sales partner with Apple, will cut the price by as much as $200, according to a person familiar with the strategy.

AT&T is preparing to subsidize $200 of the cost of a new iPhone, bringing the price down to $199 for customers who sign two-year contracts, the source says. Apple is expected to have two versions of the new iPhone, an 8-gigabyte-memory and a 16-gigabyte-memory model with price tags widely expected to be $399 and $499."- Fortune

The White Castle Slyder- What You Crave for 87 Years! |




To celebrate their 87th Anniversary and National Burger Month, White Castle will be selling burgers for 27 cents for 87 minutes on May 27th. The deal takes place from 2pm - 3:27 p.m.